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Thongs

09.23.2009
If you’re the type that can’t stand your panties creeping and bugging the life out of you, and are forever tugging at them if they budge even the teeniest bit, then thongs are not for you. Then again, perhaps they’re your answer to stop tugging at your behind, because there’s nothing to tug out – it’s supposed to feel as if they have already crept over your nether region cheeks, and have nestled, neatly this time, in the middle. They certainly come in handy for highly competitive sumo wrestlers, as these wrestlers are so busy wrestling, getting their moves just right, that they have no time to reach behind and tug at any distracting and irritating underwear.
Also, please do consider getting yourself a pair or two if you’re slim and trim and like showing off your athletic or sexy body in a good pair of skin tight stretch jeans. You don’t need to bother if you want to wear a top over your best pair of really tight jeans that comes down to mid thigh, but if you’re wearing a cute shirt or a sexy slinky little slip of a top with a hem that ends at your waist or even bares your midriff, a pair of brooks, or pantaloons, will leave a rather undesirable visible seam for people walking behind you to scoff at.
G strings, or thongs, are usually teeny little scraps of material that you step into, and pull up over your hips just like you do with any other knickers, except instead of doing that little wiggle, and forwards and backwards tugging you usually do to get that perfect, non-creeping comfortable fit, you don’t have to bother. Just tug them on and dash out the room – after putting your jeans on too of course.
Depending on your age, and your views on either keeping up with fashion trends or going against them, you may also like to wear a pair of g-strings pulled as high as you can get them without ripping the material, especially if they’re silk and expensive. Pull them as high up your back as they will go. Having a tiny waist and bony hips might help keep the top hem of your knickers up this high, or secretly wear a garter belt just under your armpits and attach the clips at the end of the garter belt straps to the top hem of your g-string out of visibility beneath your shirt. Then, pair these incredibly high g-strings with a pair of jeans slung as low as possible on your hips. Bend over a lot in public places and show off a particularly cute pair of… thongs, or a dandy dinky little tattoo in close proximity.
Whether you like to wear g strings strictly for only your romantic partner to see, or enjoy the comfortable feel when wearing them with tight jeans, or even if you’re a fitness fanatic or a lithe trapeze artist in the circus, wear them or not. It’s up to your hips. Or higher. |